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All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See, I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a part of me That just ain't there Please, don't stare Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice Oh to have two testis would be so nice But I'm half a man Yeah, I'm half a man Wanna die End it all, just call it quits I can't find a cup that fits And at baseball games I feel so dumb When I hear andball ones Oh, my God How could you have been so cruel Letras de cancionesTo give me one family jewel And the one that's there must feel so sad He's a lonely nad. Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg Oh, I want another testi Do I have to beg? I'm half a man Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum I'm just half a man Yeah, I'm half a man (Thanks to cmg410 for correcting these lyrics) From Letras Mania