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lad its your duty to find you a lass with child bearing hips and a pink supple ass and make her your wife and lather her with love so true now some rivers run high some rivers run low and her river runs red and shes starting her flow ands its called menstraulation heres what it means to you you will notice her bloomers are spotty at first and back her ovarian dams gonna burst son dont be afraid its a natural thing just wad up some cotton and hand her a string and put the old linens ontop of the bed get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead she'll retain her water her breast'll be tender say something nice and you're sure to offend her get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead she'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool you'll only end up with a bloody old tool get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead and she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins but son it'll taste like some old rusty coins so turn off the light and take off your hat and drop to your knees say a prayer to saint pat that'll give you the strength to get out of bed and for irelands sake get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead Letras de cancionesnow the pub is the place where the lads are meeting when the moon is full and the gals are a bleeding the catholic the protist the demon the pig and the pub is the place where your lady is raggin so drink up your pint boys and thank your sam rocks that as men folks that we dont haveta bleed from our cocks and that we can escape from the lady in red and get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead From Letras Mania