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I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus, they have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammed, and not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say ... Hey there Mister Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas Put down that book the Koran, and here's some holiday wishes In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate! There is no holiday season in India, I've heard They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout ... Hey there Mister Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to the missus In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate! Now I heard that in Japan, everyone just lives in sin They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say ... Hey there Mister Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas Letras de cancionesGod is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic, pagan scum In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do So let's all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you! On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say ... Daoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too! Merry Fucking Christmas to you! From Letras Mania