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Hoes ahoy That's what I call land hoes I, Thornfin Earl of Sassyness, claim this land in the name of the Sexual Pilgrims And I, Sir Reginald P Nease, hereby dub this Plymoth cock to arms chaps Lets get swift Word Motherfucker B double o t y oh my big ole caboose behind those thighs so bend on over butt ass nekkid come on baby show me shake it so show me what your momma had and show my anaconda what your daddy made in the motel 6 locked up for days with that double up uh sound in different ways yeah I'll slap that ass give you a ride i can tell by looking in your hungry eyes want me to pump it up to feel grade A meat sexual pilgrams are the one to beat nasty flashy like dynamite got that punch like dolemite wheres p nease when you need a friend doing that tag team shit all over again is your daddy a baker cause you got nice buns two fine hams that must weigh a ton Letras de cancioneselectric poop booty wow nice ole booties all round this town big ones small ones bubble butts too girls for the pickin and it's all for you ass so nice make you beg for days pay a nice fortune just to hear us play ding ding dingaling did you hear the call attention all callers lick my balls Welcome to our horny partay Go on home if you don't like bootay Tap the ass keg if you wanna jam lick the crack, taste like spam pay admission, pay perview press number 2 to have sex with a Dave Coulier girl I never knew my math So why don't you just shake that ass BOOTY squared EQUALS ASS I like to see an ass filled with cottage cheese So come on girl get on your knees OHHH you know that I'm hung like a bear SO you better not have that asshole hair Tossing the salad, yeah that's the key If you like anal sex I aim to please uno dos cuatro sies bitch lay down let squat on yo face dig your nose in my asshole you can eat my tootsie roll Naked Algebra sexual arithmatic come on hoe and bite my dick My favorite body part is your caboose Time to rhyme this shit like Dr. Seuss Can I slap you with my dick? Betta pick you nose with my prick? Would you like it with some poop? Would you like it with some soup? Would you like it in the ass? Would you like it in the grass? Come on bitch just shake that ass I can do the white tornado betta than george clooney can fight the killa tomados I fuck so hard that you'll need midol Jon Stamos is Thornfins idol I thought you should know that fist is a verb Now let me stick it up there and pull out a turd Do you remember Booger from Revenge of the nerds That muthafucka was the best at belching I'm going to wear your pussy like a sombrero You know I'm the next michael ducockass girl I never knew my math So why don't you just shake that ass BOOTY squared EQUALS ASS T: Excuse me proffessor, what is the formulation for the equation of the assius maximus? J: Well, it's quite simple. You take one booty and multiply it by another booty of the same or equal value and that gives you one fully developed ass. T: Whoa. is it that simple? booty times booty is equal to one ass J: Yes that's correct son. Booty squared equals ass T: Ah... I like the sound of that J: This equation alone will revolutionize mathamatics as we know it T: That's frightning yet arousing J: Oh yeah. B double O T Y oh my Big hairy moose just shit in my eye Underpants with racing stripes Where the hell be my spandex tights Shove that plug straight up my ass Rub my nipples if you want some cash When they ladies see me they yell King Dong Dick so big can't fit in my thong Can I show you my diarrhea I like to eat it with my pizza Sex Pilgrims never the ones to come quick to All the ladies 157 dick Spin your partner dosie doe if you don't know who it is it's COOLIO! Slide Slide but that's the past I gotta sumpin' brand new for that ass 1234 get your woman on the floor gotta gotta get it to get down gotta gotta get it to get down 1234 get your woman on the floor gotta gotta get it to get down gotta gotta get it to get down Push, push in the bush But don't step on the toes 'cause you might get smushed It's the brother from around the way And what I say I'm in the corner on three like Dr. Dre Comin' at 'em with a pattern and a fresh pair adams I hope he don't trip, 'cause I don't wanna have have to fist em So move your body, baby, drive the Pilgrims crazy Then when you shake that ass it's always amazin' Ain't no party like a midwest party 'Cause a midwest party don't stop So when you see a sex pilgrim In a probarosa fuckin Then ya gotta give the pilgrim his props I got sides in my rides and motion for your ocean P Nease got the potion to get the party open slide slide but that's past i gotta sumpin new for that ass 1234 Pilgrims in the house so panties hit the floor gotta gotta get em down to get down gotta gotta get em down to get down 1234 Pilgrims in the house so panties hit the floor gotta gotta get em down to get down gotta gotta get em down to get down Sexual Pilgrims P Nease T Fin we the Sexual Pilgrims lets fled From Letras Mania