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Hamster #1: Did you hear that? Hamster #2: Hey everybody, Santa's here! Hamster #3: Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus. Hamster #2: There is, too! Hamsters: He's here!!! Red: Ho, ho, ho...Merry Christmas! Hamster #1: Aw shit, it's Red Peters! Red: C'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here. We're gonna sing us a happy Christmas song. Hamster #3: Oh no, not another corny stupid song! Hamster #2: Yeah no way. Red: Get over here and sing or I'll wring your little necks. Hamsters: Okay, okay Red: Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me. Letras de cancionesForget about all that teasin'. We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree Cause it's that jolly season. I know you've been naughty, but have you been nice? That's only Santa's business He's making his list and he's checking it twice. All: Holy shit, it's Christmas! Hamsters: Santa comes just once a year Just like you, Red. That's what we hear. He's got a soft spot for reindeer. Especially Rudolph's derierre. Red: Hey, knock it off fellas. It's a holiday. Go on, give Santa a big kiss. You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse sleigh. All: Holy shit, it's Christmas! Red: Hey what happened to my lyric sheet? Anyone seen my lyric sheet? Hamster #1: Heck, we don't need no lyric sheets, Red. We know our parts by heart. Right, fellas? Hamster #3: Yeah sure, I know my part Hamster #2: Yeah me too Red: Well that's great, guys. I love Christmas songs. Godfried: Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse After drinking all the egg nog Bruce: Camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two Squashing off a yule log Raleigh: He wandered in his undies all over the house But we minded our own business Hamsters: Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube. All: Holy shit, it's Christmas Red: Santa comes just once a year. Up the chimney he'll disappear. Hamsters: Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear Hamster deliveries in the rear Red: Gimme those lyrics Roastnuts chestin' on an open fire Santa's tongue stuck to the doorknob His balls got fondled by a caroling choir While the parson gave him a hand...what? The sleigh came down and took him away. The whole damn crowd was dismissed. All: It was a time to be jolly and a time to be gay. Holy shit, it's Christmas. Holy shit, it's Christmas. Holy Shit! It's Christmas! From Letras Mania