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"I think I'll form a metal band Now we just need a name It's gotta be some thing hardcore" Don't you see you're fucking lame? Pick a word, any word, any one will do Maybe, to be extra cool, you could use a few Here a some suggestions, 'Cause I know you're not all there Not quite the full dollar, no brain cells to spare Cross, Evil, Goat, Dark, Barbarian, Priest, Black, Doom Metal, Death, Skull, Tomb, Doom, Bloody, Goathead Nuclear, Carcass, Hate, Warriors Ok, maybe you're not smart enough to put two words together Here are some names that you could use, you no talent metal wanker. I say metal will fuck you up You say "How" The only thing I've got to say, Is "take a look at Ozzy now" Death Warrior, Death Sord, Death Axe, Deathlordz. Ná¼clear Metal, Deathicide, Coffin, Evil Skull Death, Doomicide, Skulls With Lips, Messy Sacrifice, World War 5, Gnarled Tree Sacrificial Boot, Unholy Cauldron, Dead Choirboy, Unholy Evil Nuclear Crucifixion, Priest Beast, Scary Ritual at Night, Skeletal Goat, Evil Tombstone, BatSkull, NuclearSlaughterHell, Cliff Livez, Kill the Good, Evil Helmet, Unhappy Helmet, Charred Skull, Invisible Claw, DemonRage Ghosticide, Floating Head, The Kings of Destruction, Black Pentegram, Sgt. LeatherLord, Tainted Corpse, Dead Corpse Letras de canciones I know all about "Each to their own" But please, even "Maximum RocknRoll" is better than this Stop hiding behing your masks, and studio trickery We already know you suck, It's time to get some talent There's one last thing I must say to all you hardcore metal fucks Here is it, 1-2-3, all at once now "Lets face it, metal sucks" From Letras Mania