Morticus

Atari 750
failure is not an option Harry take no precautions with the spiders, Harry do it for the ladies in the amazon trees rock the forest for the kids, Pitfall Harry don't worry 'bout the croc that's eyeballin you take your hand and make a grab for the vine in front of you next in line you stomp that croc straight out of view right between the eyes with your three-pixel boot Harry, don't drop that pimp ass hat you fell in the water, now the croc is gonna eat you GAME OVER, Harry, on this system no continues this level is a bitch but you've gotta get past it ...next one's the same, but you've already mastered it back to square one, rock that survival vest khaki is the color, sets you part from the rest past the crocodiles, Harry, you are the best dos more levels and you've passed Atari's test over infested waters you show no sign of fear against ferocious pixel mosters you are a pioneer as long as you wear the hat you don't need survival gear as long as you wear the hat, Harry, the level's clear you dropped the hat, motherfucker now i'm a single button masher i have to push faster Pitfall Harry, you a bastard From Letras Mania