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INSPECTOR DIM: If I were not in the CID Something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID A window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub And a rub-a-dub all day long. With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub I'd sing this merry song! INSPECTOR DIM and THE COURT: If I were not in the CID Something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID A window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub And a rub-a-dub all day long. With a scrub-a-dub-dub and a rub-a-dub-dub I'd sing this very song! Hey! [music stops] COUNSEL: If I were not before the bar Something else I'd like to be. If I were not a barrister An engine driver me! With a chuff-chuff-chuff and a chuff-chuff-chuff-- [silence] From Letras Mania