Monty Python

Ferret Song
I can see a bare-bottomed mandril Slyly eyeing his upper nostril Ih he jumps inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nasal zoo I've got a ferret sticking up my nose And what is worse it constantly explodes Ferrest don't explode you say But it happened nine times yesterday And I should know 'cause each time I was standing in the way I've got a ferret sticking up my nose I've got a ferret sticking up my nose How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell. From Letras Mania