Mike Birbiglia

The Oatmeal Song
--Christian Rock-- I woke up in the morning, and I got myself some oatmeal, and I put some raisins on it and, Christ is God, Christ is God, God, God, God... --Jewish Rock-- I woke up in the morning, and I got myself some lox and bagels, and I put some cream cheese on them and, Christ isn't God, he's just not God, he's a really nice guy but don't get carried away... --Atheist Rock-- I woke up in the morning, and I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, 'cause I just don't care anymore, and there is no God, sorry about that, your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there... --Agnostic Rock-- I woke up in the morning, Letras de cancionesand I got myself some organic wheat puffs, and I put some soy milk on them and, there might be a God, there's really no way to know, he might be a fish or he might be a spoon... All I wanted was a song about oatmeal. From Letras Mania