Lucksmiths

The Tichborne Claimant
Big and fat, here he comes All his fingers look like thumbs Mother dearest, look who's here It's your long-lost loving son Brush aside your fears Look: he's got his uncle's ears So he's a little fatter - it doesn't matter A lot can happen in eleven years And inside every fat man Is another man who's thin Even his own mother wouldn't recognise him Why the dickens should I believe him Has he given me one good reason? Of course he hasn't If he's the heir apparent Appearances can be deceiving Names are not important Sir Roger Tichborne or Arthur Orton Letras de cancionesFrom stealing cattle to an aristocrat He'll sell his soul to claim his fortune And outside every thin man Is another man who's fat Only a mother could love a face like that From Letras Mania