Jump, Little Children

Jonny Jump Up (j,lc Version)
from the clan of macnab in amerikay my name is matt i am the cat and how are yall today from the jumping little children and the kids we need to meet check out little homey with his funkalicious beat spending time spending rhymes is what i like to do and the crazy energy is the jlc glue these guys (chris & jay) are on the mic and theyre about to wail come all you lads and lassies and listen to my tale a little story that happend to me one day as i was walking down to yeule by the sea the sun was very bright; the day was very warm 'damn' i said, a guinness wouldnt do me any harm so i went to the bar and i called for a stout 'im sorry', said the barman, 'the beer is sold out' take the whiskey thats been ten years in the wood no thanks, ill try the cider cause i hear that its good well never never, and never, and never again if i live to one hundred or one hundred and ten for i fell to the ground and i could not get up after drinking a quart of that Jonny Jump Up Letras de cancionesafter drinking quite a few of those i went into the yard where i bumped into big brophie, the crispy nasty guard come here to me, boy; dont you know i am the law? well, i upped with my fist and i shattered that jaw he fell to the ground with his knees doubled up and i ran--what a plan?-before the sucka got up i knew that if he caught me id be in the lock up but it wasn't me that hit him it was the Jonny Jump Up the next thing i saw down in yeule by the sea was a cripple on crutches and he said to me young man, if you can, please help me for a minute, ive got a glass and there's nothing left in it. im afraid of me life that ill be hit by a car won't you help me cross the road to the bar? after giving him a taste of that cider so sweet he threw down his crutches and danced in the street i went up to the lee road a friend for to see they call it the mad house in cork by the lee and when i arrived, the truth i do tell they had the bugger locked up in a cell said the guard, testing him, say these words if you can: tell them im not crazy tell them im not mad, it was only a sup of the bottle i had" a man died in the union by the name of macnab they washed him and laid him outside on a slab and after mr. connor, his measurements did take, his wife took him home for a very fine wake about twelve o'clock, and the spirits was high the corpse he sat up and says with a sight, i can get to heaven, they wont let me up till i take them a quart of that Jonny Jump Up. From Letras Mania