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i could live it like a phoney and i'd get everyone to phone me but i'd have to get a limousine cos I haven't turned 17 but it wouldn't matter to me little Miss popularity and all the Eton boys would love me cos I'd suck their dicks for free mummy and daddy would give me coke forifree and i'd know a thing or two about Gucci and i'd be in L'Equipe with my fake i.d. but i don't know where the Kings road is so I guess i'm just a Wannabe Sloaney but I don't live in Kensington and my Pashmina's got a hole in Tatler won't put my picture in cos they can't fit my ego in From Letras Mania