Dos Gringos

2's Blind
Taxied out on a twelve-ship LFE And I lost count of who was one and who was three It's nothing new it happens every time Over victor “2's blind” We took off on a radar assisted trail Tried a boresight lock and got an FCR FAIL Then lead turned into the sun like he does every fucking time Sonafabitch! “2's blind” Why is he so damn hard to see? It must be his flying ‘cause it damn sure isn't me We got spiked and lead went to the notch But when he did I had my eyes down in my crotch (‘cause I had an itch) When I looked up only jack shit did I find Goddammit! “2's blind” We pushed to the target and lead said, “Just keep sight” But then he actioned left when I swear to Jesus that he briefed right It's times like this when I feel a bit resigned To just fucking eject rather than admit that I am blind Dear God, what the hell have I done wrong? Is it ‘cause I drink and smoke and cuss and repeatedly stroke my schlong? Needless to say my IP busted me He gave me a zero when I think it's clear that I earned a three ‘Cause what he doesn't know, is that he's lucky to be alive When I said I was visual, I lied my ass off. I was blind! From Letras Mania