Derek & Clive

Jump
As I was walking down the street one day I saw a house on fire There was a man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window To the crowd that was gathered there below For he was sore afraid Jump! You fucker, jump! Jump into this here blanket what we are holding And you will be all right He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck There was no blanket Laugh?! We nearly shat! We had not laughed so much since Grandma died Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle We are miserable sinners Fi-i-ilthy fuckers Ahhhrrrr-soles From Letras Mania