David Rovics

Join The Army
If your life's not exotic enough Or you feel like you need more camo stuff If you're tired of the suburbs and you're feeling bored Or you wanna go to a college you can't afford If you want to do battle with an evil foe I know just the place where you need to go (Chorus) Join the Army, that's what you should do Or maybe the Navy is the place for you But if you wanna be among the really cool beans Then go ahead and join the Marines If you want respect from us all Then turn off your TV, get outta the mall Travel around to foreign lands And shoot up everything that walks or stands And if you want a new hairdo you can try this quaff By getting your own face blown off (Chorus) If your muscular anatomy is looking grim Working out ain't cutting it at the gym You can run around in the desert heat Build up the callouses on your feet Breath uranium dust, come home to your wife And be deathly ill for the rest of your life (Chorus) From Letras Mania