Chris Moyles

Oasis
She's dyslexic She measures everything in metric and she owns a scalextric and she plays all day she's an acer her flat is tidy every things in placea for breakfast she has a whisky chaser yeah... and she's drunk all day she likes drinking beer fosters becks and carling and she drinks all day ( drunken tart) she smokes fags and she farts and she's really smelly and her feet pong co's I thinks that she never bathes her smells so bad it stays for days she smells just like a boggy marsh she's so smelly she smells like a donkeys AAARRRRRRSSSSEEEEEE From Letras Mania