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Got out the taxi, in the station, in the city Looking for a hotel that was .. neat and pretty My father said, boy, those northerners up there You'd better use the phrase 'Ayup' and don't forget your old flat cap Who's the fat boy over there Eating an eclair I'm gonna teach the fella how to swear He looks quite frightened like a little deer Gonna take him down the pub to drink some beer Got taken to a place that I think was called the ship Lots of people stood round taking gulps and the odd one taking a sip I had a good few drinks, in this new city When I came to I felt hungover so I had to take an asprin and go straight back to bed Ohhh, what a beautiful pub I really love this place I wouldn't rather be anywhere but where I am Then after the pub we .. watched some tele After drinking so much beer I was farting couldn't stop and they were quite smelly Then we decided, we fancied some food And we went to the local 24 hour garage and said to the guy - Pot Noodle Who's the fat boy over there Letras de cancionesEating something Looks like Pot Noodle running down his chin He better wipe it off or it will cause a stain And then he won't be able to wear that shirt again So I brought my clothes and I went to the laundromat I put in my coins to wash my bits .. a service wash for only Â£5.50 And on my way back home I .. passed another pub Was about to move on where I saw a notice on the wall saying something like free beer Who's the fat boy over there Eating an eclair I'm gonna teach the fella how to swear He looks quite frightened like a little deer Gonna take him down the pub to drink some beer Who's the fat boy over there Eating something Looks like Pot Noodle running down his chin He better wipe it off or it will cause a stain And then he won't be able to wear that shirt again .. 'gain 'gain .. Ohhh, what a beautiful pub I really love this place Ohhh, what a beautiful pub .... From Letras Mania