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It was half past ten, and I was getting bored Mom and dad went out, and left me all alone I called up a friend, said come and hang out We'll have a few drinks, then I'll take you home Well, I drank a case of heineken, and she wanted more I was so fucked up that I couldn't find the door I found a bottle of wine hidden under the bed We did a half and half, and then we had drunk sex Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex (hell yeah) Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex (bring it down) As far as I know, I couldn't find the hole I felt like a king, and she looked like roseanne And when I woke up, she was laying on the floor There was blood on the bed, and a dick in her hand Then mom and dad walked in, and beat my ass Then they took me to get my dick reattached They said son, I really hope you learned a lesson And the next time it happens, you get the smith and wesson Drunk sex is better than real sex Letras de cancionesDrunk sex is better than real sex (hell yeah) Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex (bring it down) But then the doctor came in, and gave me the news The cartlidge was broken, and the nerves went dead So now I sit here at home, with the drunk sex blues Just wishing and hoping that I could get head Yeah Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex (hell yeah) Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex (bring it down) Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex Drunk sex is better than real sex Yeah From Letras Mania