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Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy. (Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy) Though man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope...and sometimes a free mini-weenie. (I love that freebie weenie!) What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares! If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it. (It's all good, baby!) For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right. (You're a star!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, titan of the toothpick, because you put the FREE in FREEDOM. (Let it be free!) From Letras Mania