Bob Rivers

Cats In The Kettle
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese? It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain But that's not chicken in you chicken chow mien Seems to me I ordered sweet ‘n sour pork But Garfield's on my fork He's purring here on my fork There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat everyday at noon They could feed you cat and you'll never know Once they wrap it up in dough, boys They fry it real crisp in dough Chow Lin asked if I wanted more As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store I said, “Not today I lost my appetite. There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.” I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two When I swear I heard it meow And that is when I knew There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon Think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purring there on my fork There's a hairball on my fork From Letras Mania