Bob Rivers

American Pie Eulogy
A long, long time ago I can still remember When I wrote this song and made a great big pile And now some chick with leather pants Who barely sings and cannot dance Has made a crappy version disco style Madonna's cover makes me shiver My stomach churns I can't forgive her I don't know if it's dance rap I'm pretty sure it's bull crap I punched a door and ran outside When I heard her sour notes collide She should be charged with homicide She made my music die So why did Madonna kill American Pie? Well, it's tragic, but my classic has been hung out to dry She might as well have poked a sharp stick in my eye She's making all the neighbor dogs cry She's making all the neighbor dogs cry So why did Madonna kill American Pie? Well, it's tragic, but my classic has been hung out to dry She might as well have poked a sharp stick in my eye She's making all the neighbor dogs cry Letras de cancionesShe's making all the neighbor dogs cry I thought this girl knew how to croon But she sounds just like two donkeys screwin' They'll put out any crap these days And the oldies I admire most The hip hop stations turned to toast They steal our songs and then they coast They make the music die So bye bye to American Pie When Madonna killed my classic I just wanted to hide If Puffy ever takes a shot at Vincent, I'll die I'll pop a cap in his ass and drive by Pop a cap in his ass and drive by... Why did Madonna kill American Pie? Well, it's tragic, but this classic has been hung out to dry She might as well have poked a sharp stick in his eye She's making all the neighbor dogs cry From Letras Mania