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KATE : Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! The Internet! The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn KATE: I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait TREKKIE: For porn KATE: What? There's always some new site TREKKIE: For porn KATE: I browse all day and night TREKKIE: For porn Letras de canciones KATE: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light! TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn KATE: What are you doing? TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn. KATE: Trekkie... TREKKIE: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster! KATE: You are ruining my song! TREKKIE: Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to. KATE: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? TREKKIE: Okey dokey KATE: Good I'm glad we have this new technology TREKKIE: For porn...oops! KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE: For porn...oops, sorry! KATE: Right from you own desktop TREKKIE: For... KATE: You can research, browse, and shop TREKKIE: ... KATE: Until you've had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE: FOR PORN!! KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn! KATE: No! TREKKIE: The internet if for porn! KATE: Trekkie!! TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! KATE: That's gross! You're a pervert! TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. KATE: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet. TREKKIE: Ohhhh? KATE: What? TREKKIE: You have no idea! Ready normal people? BRIAN: Ready GARY: Ready PRINCETON: Ready TREKKIE: Let me hear it! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: Sorry, Kate... TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: I masturbate! TREKKIE: All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn! KATE: The internet is not for porn!! TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN PORN... KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online. ROB: That's correct. KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com. BRIAN: Sure! KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay. GARY: Yes I do! KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. PRINCETON: True TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate... what you think he do after? Hmm? PRINCETON: ...Yeah... KATE: EEEWWWWW!!! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: GROSS! TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: I HATE PORN! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn! KATE: I HATE MEN! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I'M LEAVING! TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I HATE THE INTERNET! TREKKIE: The internet is for... TREKKIE AND SOME: Internet is for... TREKKIE AND ALL: Internet is for PORN! TREKKIE: YEAH! From Letras Mania