Avenue Q

If You Were Gay
ROD: Ahhhh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: "Broadway Musicals of the 1940's". No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this? NICKY: Oh, hi Rod! ROD: Hi, Nicky. NICKY: Uh, hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smilin' at me, and talkin' to me... ROD: mmm, that's very interesting. NICKY: ...mmmhmm, he was being real friendly. And, I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought I was gay. ROD: Ahem...So, uh, why you tellin' me this? Why should I care? I don't care? What did you have for lunch today? NICKY: Well, you don't have to get all defensive, Rod... ROD: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read. Letras de canciones NICKY: Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about. ROD: Well, I do not want to talk about it, Nicky. This conversation is over. NICKY: Yeah, but Rod... ROD: OVER! NICKY: Well, okay. But just so you know... If you were gay that'd be okay I mean 'cause hey I'd like you anyway ROD: Argh. NICKY: Because you see if it were me I would feel free to say That I was gay ...but I'm not gay. ROD: Nicky, please, I am trying to read....What?!? NICKY: If you were queer ROD: Oh, Nicky. NICKY: I'd still be here ROD: Nicky, I am trying to read this book. NICKY: Year after year ROD: Nicky! NICKY: Because you're dear to me ROD: Argh! NICKY: And I know that you ROD: What? NICKY: Would accept me, too ROD: I would? NICKY: If I told you today, "Hey, guess what, I'm gay". ...but I'm not gay. I'm happy just being with you ROD: High Button Shoes, Pay Joey... NICKY: So what should it matter to me What you do in bed with guys? ROD: Nicky, that is gross! NICKY: No, it's not If you were gay ROD: Argh. NICKY: I'd shout horray! ROD: I am not listening. NICKY: And here I'd stay ROD: LA LA LA LA LA! NICKY: But I wouldn't get in your way ROD: AAAAH! NICKY: You can count on me To always be Beside you everyday To tell you it's okay You we're just born that way And as they, it's in your DNA You're gay. ROD: I AM NOT GAY!!! NICKY: If you were gay. ROD: ARGH! From Letras Mania