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As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry Manilow He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay and the chocolate She was sitting at the table, he could see she had a Bible So she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down and her perfume Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X) Granny's not an old maid, She's a zealot with a bold faith She's a kind-hearted widow and she bought you a Nintendo, last week You came into her apartment, left the mudstains on the carpet And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby Granny causes road rage in slow lanes she's no Andretti Granny's got the whole day to go pray for all her family You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama So she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made Then the book of Revelation was the topic of conversation Granny says, you know, babe, the Lord says in verse 3:20 He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste a moment, honey And you gotta go pray or else, babe, He won't gain entry Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray, Granny Granny told you, OK, first you tell Him that you're sorry Believe He died for your sins, though And accept Him and repento -- Whammy! He came into your heart then, you were prostrate on the carpet Then she ran you to the next room You were sat down, there was more food Granny karaokes to old tapes of Sandi Patty Letras de cancionesYou've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama Granny had a roast made and potatoes that were homemade And she buys Poppin' Fresh Dough So she baked you some crescent rolls, man, eat! You came into her apartment, and the blessings only started And then your Granny took and fed you You were stuffed now; it was her food Granny brought you cold grapes and poached eggs and bowls of candy Granny brought you milkshakes and fruitcake, keep Rolaids handy Granny's artichokes make your throat gag so don't take any And before you go, babe, you must take a roast beef sandwich From Letras Mania