Adam Kay

London Underground
some people might like to get a train to work or drive in in a beamer or a merc some guys like to travel in by bus but i cant be bothered with the fuss today i gotta take my bike cus once again the tubes on strike the greedy bastards want extra pay for sitting on there ass all day even though they earn ₤30k. so im standing here in the pouring rain, where the fucks my fucking train! (chorus) London underground, (London underground), there all lazy fucking useless cunts London underground, (London underground), they're all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all, with a rifle all they say is please mind the doors and they learn that on the two day course, this job could be done by a four year old they just leave us in the freezing cold. what you smell is what you get Letras de cancionesburger king and piss and sweat you roast to death in the boiling heat with tourists treading on your feet. and chewing gun on every seat, so dont tell me to mind the gap, i want my fucking money back! (chorus) London underground (London underground), there all lazy fucking useless cunts London underground, (London underground), they're all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all, with a rifle, lalalala lalalala the floors are sticky and the seats are damp, every platform has a fucking tramp. and the drivers get the day off when, we're all late for work again! London underground, (London underground), wa wa wankers, they're all wankers, London underground (London underground), take your oyster card, and shove it up your asshole. From Letras Mania