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Well I got home and the door was locked, So I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window, I got inside She kicked me in the balls and then i cried called me a name, said I lied, kicked me again and I thought I'd died Took my clothes, set 'em on fire hit me with her curling iron I tried to block it with my watch, then she kicked me crotch again Today's the day my wife met my girlfriend Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care Things weren't what they seemed She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water and my nads would soon be steamed I tried to run, scream for help She hit me in the nerts with a reinstone belt It was like nothin that I ever felt I thank God I wasn't wearing a kilt She grabbed a bad from beneath the bed Swung it once, missed my head She reared back, swung it it again Then she hit me in the twins again Today's the day my wife met my girlfriend Yeah today's that awful day 'ey my boys won't be the same Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend From Letras Mania