Gigolo Tony, Lacey Lace

The Parents Of Roxanne
[spoken:] Look, there goes Roxanne's Father BOY does he look mad! [Tony Gigolo:] I am the father - of Roxanne Rappin on the mic's what I command You've heard the rap of Roxanne's Revenge But the true revenge has only started to begin UTFO, your mouth runs like water why did you have to make a rap about my daughter? She was walking down the street - by herself Mindin' her own business; didn't need no help Then some three clowns, by a tree Kangol, Ice and EMD This is a battle, so you better think twice And now you're gonna hear it - from my wife [Lacey Lace:] Well Roxanne is my daugher, and I am Mary I'm the one that you said looked so scary Well where do you get off - talkin' about me? Sissified Rapper, and EMD Well you're a sucker MC, and that's the truth You know you dress real sloppy and you're wearing Brut You Kangol! And Doctor Ice Your daddy wears Tickle and your momma Old Spice What'd you call my sons "Tom & Jerry" Letras de cancionesAnd said that my face is very scary well if dermatology is treatment of the skin Then you need to go back and have your face done again It's really quite contrary; your mom looks just as scary Dresses so weak she sells milk to the dairy; Because you try to loop it, your raps are very stupid You come to Roxanne, thought you was cupid [Tony:] You're saying to the world - I was a fairy Me a fairy? Not by far! But you best check out on what you are Now Sparky D and the whole damn crew Saying who can hang; and what's to do Now, Mona, Lisa, City Slim, Mo Ski And your junk yard rapper Ms. Sparky D You walk around town trying to slander our name, But we're gonna show you how to kick the game [scratching interlude] [Lacey:] Well, she turned you all down; she made you all frown And now you try to slander her name all over town That's not right; it doesn't work like that And you tried to cool but, your raps are wack And your female rapper, what does she want to do? Saying who can hang with the Sparky D crew And what she said wasn't even cool when she called my baby girl a fool And saying they would have dumped her in the sand well, she's only jealous 'cause she can't get a man Now, MonaLisa, CitySlim, MoSki I said all you're good for is climbing a tree You are the ones - that are through You need to go back and swing in a zoo My daughter told you to meet her at the beach-a But if she did come, she would be with your teacher It was 20 below, and she did not show, And she left you waiting out with a nasty old cold well, that's good for you, cause you only wanted her box My sweet little baby whom you called "the Rox" All you B-Boys, just wanted to brag But Roxanne didn't deal it; she let you all stand Sparky D, you told us to grab our bike So you could rock the party when you get on the mic Ha, I'm sorry to laugh, but you sound like trash You better get your tricycle, and peddle real fast we put you all down 'cause your raps were wack, So all you sucker MC's: BUST THAT! ha, ha, ha, ha... [Tony:] YO Kangol! You snot nose punk You want to bang my daughter, but you're full of junk Roxanne's no freak, she didn't meet you at the beach 'cause discipline - is what I teach You sucker MC, I will destroy 'cause I used to rock the house, when you was a boy And Educated Rapper, you are really dumb Because your IQ is, 1.1, And EMD, you talk about my daughter And I.C.E, I'm going to turn you into water UTFO, you might go for bad But I'm Roxanne's father, and I'm MAD [echo] [sung to the tune or "Roxanne, Roxanne":] Her parents are mad... Her parents are mad... From Letras Mania