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Nikki's grandfather: hey, everybody! Nikki had his first day of school today!everybody: oh, yeah, good nikki that's great. Respect!NG: how ya doin Nikki?Nikki: well, okay grandpaeveryone: oh, good he's okay. showin the respect. Respect!NG:(lights cigarette) hey, Nikki tell us about your first day of schoolN: School good! We do fingerpainting,ev: oh, yeah, you gotta respect the fingerpainting. Yeah, respect the fingerpaint. Respect the smearing.NG: alright, tell us some more Nikki!N: we make pla-do,ev: oh, you gotta love the pla-do. Respect the pla-do. give full respect to the pla-do. You put it, you roll it around, you show it respect.NG: alright, did you smell the pa-do?N: pla-do smell good!Letras de cancionesev: oh, you gotta respect the smellSammy: it's squishy! It's squishy!old men: of course it's squishy, he knows it's squishy, it's pla-do. What are you, a moron? Sammy, shut the fuck up! My god, he's an idiot!NG: tell grandpa some moreN: we have cookies and milk too!ev.: oh, you gotta respect the cookies and milk.(scattered laughter) I respect cookies! Who doesn't respect cookies?!NG: did you dunk it in the milk?N: I dunk the cookieev: oh, you gotta respect the dunking. yeah. Ya gotta dunk it. Dunking's good. Respect the milk!N: I like soggy cookies!Sammy: respect the milk!om: why, you fuckin moron. You must be an idiot! I just fuckin said that! You idiot!NG: what else, nikki?N: teacher read us 3 little pigs!ev: oh, yeah respect the pigs. respect the bricks. Big respect for the pigs. You respect the pigs, they'll respect you.S: don't respect the wolf!om: Sammy, jump in front of a fuckin truck! You shut the fuck up sammy! Every single word that comes out of your fuckin mouth is so disrespectful!NG: what else, Nikki?N: well, I play on the playground, and I swing on the monkey bars...ev.: oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars, man. gotta love thos monkey bars. And show the respect.N:(throughout chatter) A boy pushed me off the see-saw.NG: Quiet! quiet, everybody! What did you say?N: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.NG: and what is this boy's name?N: his name Donny McMillanev:(Slams Fist) he's fuckin dead! He's a fucking dead man, you hear me? I'll fuckin cut his balls off and feed 'em to his fuckin mother! The kid's dead! This little fuck is dead!NG: What else, Nikki?N: I kiss a girl on the playgroundev: oh, respect for the young lover. Show respect, show respect.Sammy: gotta respect the condom!om: you fuckin moron, what are you talking about a condom you fuckin idiot? he's five fuckin years old! (I'm just sayin!) you fuckin idiot! I'll fuckin put a fuckin condom on your fuckin tombstone! Sammy, you're a moron!NG: tell grandpa some more, NikkiN: We sing the alphabet song!ev.: Oh, you gotta respect the alphabet song. It's a good song! It's a good song, it helps you remember! You gotta respect it! Yeah, you gotta respect it!NG: okay, let's hear you sing the song!S: learnin-om: sammy, shutup!N: ok:(Starts singing very off-tone)A,B,C,om: oh, respect!D,E,om: respect!F,G,Sammy: oh, you gotta respect the song!om: sammy, shut the fuck up! He's fuckin trying to sing a fuckin song here, you moron! show a little respect!H,I,J,om: oh, you gotta show respect.K,L,M,N,O,P,om: respect, respect, respect, respect! Oh, they always go togetherQ,R,om: oh, you gotta show the respectS,T,U,V,om: oh, respect the v. good letter.W,X,Y,and Z!om: oh, respect the completion. You gotta show respect for the kid, he's a smart one!N: now I know my abc's-ev.: alright, we know the song. Alright, it's getting a little long. Let's move on.NG: you do good in the spelling bee?N: I can spell, grandpa!ev: ah, respect the confidence! The kid can spell! Just like his grandfather his grandfather can spell!NG: Okay, I'm gonna spell you something right now, and you tell me what I'm spellin okay?N: okay grandpaNG: okay, nikki?N: okay, granpaNG: you ready for this?N: okay, granpaNG: are you ready for this?N: alright, grandpa!NG: Alright, here we go!Old man: R!OM: E!OM: S!OM: P!S: S!om: what the fuck, s? Sammy what's fuckin wrong with you?!! You fuckin idiot! Where'd you learn to fuckin spell?!...NG: alright my little angel, we're gonna spell the word for you again, and you're gonna tell grandpa what we're spellin, alright? Here we go,N: Okay!NG: and Sammy, you're gonna keep your fuckin trap shut!S: consider it done!OM: R!OM: E!OM: S!OM: P!OM: E!OM: C!OM: T!N: uuuh,.....respect!ev: respect! He got it, the kid's got it! He's one of us! He's got it!Respect!Respect!Respect!Respect!Respect!Respect!Respect!Respect!Respect!(chant fades)Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Frank Coraci, Jon Rosenberg, and Tim Herlihy from "What the hell happened to me?" From Letras Mania