Tenacious D

Cock Pushups
K.G.: Do you think that um..dude, do you think that when the album..when this is out... J.B.: Yeah? KG: Do you think that we'll..it'll make us..um.. more attractive to the ladies? JB: (psh) Yeah. In fact, i've been getting ready. KG: Yeah? JB: Yeah, i've been doing cock pushups. KG: Cock pushups? JB: Yeah. KG: What are those? JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground. KG: Yeah.. JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground. KG: Noo. No, it's..that'd be impossible. Your..your cock could support your whole weight? Letras de cancionesJB: Well not at first. KG: Yeah. JB: But over time. KG: Hmm. How..how many pushups can you do? JB: Cock pushups? KG: Yeah. ...I guess you could only do one, really. JB: Yeah, one is all you need. From Letras Mania