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Well, the family drove in for the holidays From three different timezones and five different states And this Christmas is going to be A nightmare Well, my brother-in-law hit an 8-point buck And threw it in the back of his truck And told the children it was Rudolph Now they're all cryin', he's just laughin' My wife ran out and said, "What just happened?" And I just went inside and poured some Smirnoff 'Cause we put up a tree, string up the lights So much for silent night Never mind the eggnog, pass me that fifth Between now and New Year's Eve when these people finally leave Me and that Christmas tree We're both gonna be lit Well, we ran out of Pepto and clean underwear Diana cooked the turkey medium-rare But I'll say this, for once it wasn't dry Now we're handin' out gifts and it's gettin' romantic Aunt Linda just got a handmade ceramic Ashtray from Uncle Jay and it made her cry Letras de cancionesWe put up a tree, string up the lights This time of year, there's nothin' like The smell of pumpkin pie and cigarettes Between now and New Year's Eve when these people finally leave Me and that Christmas tree, the plastic nativity And Aunt Linda's Camel are gonna be lit There's always cases of COVID now And cases of cold Natty Light Someone always Ubers to Christmas Eve church 'Cause they're too tipsy to drive When the sweet sounds of giggles and laughter Turn into spoiled little screams Every year, I am reminded Why dry January's a thing So much for silent night It's the sound of little angels throwing fits Between now and New Year's Eve when these people finally leave Me and that Christmas tree Oh, no, there's some bulbs burned out I see But other than them, we are gonna be lit From Letras Mania