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Hello, hello, hello, so nice to meet you My name is tired, just look at my eyes I'd rather be anywhere than talking to Oh, you’ve got a dog and play golf on weekends? Please tell me more, I love a bore Can't wait to be friends Help, I think my eyes are stuck to the ceiling They might've rolled out of control Right when you mansplained your own way into a Grave of stocks and shares and pornstar martinis Please pass a shovel and some dirt, this man’s still breathing I called еmergency servicеs to get me I couldn't get a word in because he wouldn't let me Who said that there's fun in conversation? You dress it up like it's modern day ejaculation And a-woop, there goes my little bit of patience You could've come, but now the train has left the station Ooh-ah, ah-ah-ah La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ooh-ooh Goodbye, auf wiedersehen, arrivederci No, I wouldn't like your number, please and merci Letras de cancionesOh, have mercy on me Can you take a hint? Would you like a mint? (Ah) Think I need a respirator 'cause you’re mouth is full of shit I called emergency services to get me They get a lot of calls, but they know this man will end me Who said that there’s fun in conversation? You dress it up like it's modern day ejaculation And a-woop, there goes my little bit of patience You could’ve come, but now the train has left the station You said can we try to cut the tension? I'm looking 'round the room to find the tension that you mention Yeah, take a break from all the condescension How you're not a virgin is beyond my comprehension Ooh-ah, ah-ah-ah La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ooh-ooh Ooh-ah, ah-ah-ah La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ooh-ooh M, D, E M, D, E Emma got a call on her phone tonight From a divorcee (D) on an E-Lime bike (E) He’s done a lot of coke in an All Bar One (M) Yeah, there's someone home (D) But the lights aren't on (E) I know that she's tired and she wants her bed (M) But she can't say no (D) to a (E) fuckboy's text Lying in her shame in his unwashed sheets (M) A Lothario (D) where his girlfriend sleeps (E) Keeps it short and sweet like he's in a rush (M) Yeah, it's not that deep (D) and it's not that fun (E) Screaming in his ear, "Can you please slow down?" (M) 'Cause there's no one here (D) getting off right now (E) Off right now Off right now Who said that there's fun in conversation? You dress it up like it's modern day ejaculation (Oh) And a-woop, there goes my little bit of patience You could've come, but now the train has left the station You said can we try to cut the tension? I'm looking 'round the room to find the tension that you mention Yeah, take a break from all the condescension How you're not a virgin is beyond my comprehension Ooh-ah, ah-ah-ah (Oh) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ooh-ooh Ooh-ah, ah-ah-ah (Oh yeah) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Ooh-ooh Okay, class (Yes, Miss Davies) Shall we teach them all what we've learnt in school today? "(Trash equals men)" That's right! And while l've got your attention never trust a man with a strawberry daiquiri who's out in Canary Wharf Ooh-ooh From Letras Mania