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Alright You’re probably thinking to yourself It’s been ten years, so where and how Is Ninja Sex Party now? Well we’re still freakin awesome and we’re back at your house! Once we came to see Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me Now’s your second chance, Congrats in advance We’re all grown up and ready for romance Now maybe we can help you out Cause Brian and I are still single somehow We’ve been on tour Now we’re so fucking mature *Fart Noise* Brian! The sexual arousening You richly deserve is what we can bring But before we begin Let me tell you where we’ve been We’ve had so many adventures Letras de cancionesI’ve made meaningful love to furniture We’ve been on Road Trips round the world I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls FYI I learned Why I Cry There were Unicorn Wizards and Samurai Dick, dick, balls Heed my boners’ calls Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all Now here we are at your door After laser filled fights with dinosaurs Got my dragon lance But I still just want to dance Went to 6969 Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside In our Party of Three We’re the nut lords of your dreams Wow. In the ten years since we last saw each other, we’ve grown so much As people, as musicians, and also as people Oh and since you’re probably wondering. Here’s a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD …Number One: Ninja Brian. Oh sorry wrong list Brian’s got an STD Brian’s got an STD An STD Brian’s got an STD An STD …And I don’t get it He probably shouldn’t He’s never even had real sex with a woman And when we kiss Brian will be pissed He’ll have to die alone with his micropenis From Letras Mania