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People say, like, y'know, you got a daughter now and a son, and don't you wanna make-- you know, music that can help people and change the world? And I said, you know, that's what I- I'm gonna dedicate my life to that, now, you know? That's why I gotta make records like THIS I've warned you about women, they're just going to make you unhappy and ruin your life! Grotesque music Yabba dabba dabba doo Yabba dabba dabba doo What would any girl want you for? Face facts, son, you're not good looking, you're fa- you're fat You're fat You're such a cunt, mom Even as a little boy nobody liked you My dick is a biblical plague, spitting frogs and locusts I'm like supercalifragi- fuck it, bitch suck on my gross dick My cock's deadly, that's the medical prognosis Doctors could use my semen as bug spray to kill roaches I've been the world's grossest since Hall and Oates wrote hits with more ferocious explosions than rollin' with Golden Globers I explode noses, the backhand break faces All you pussy millennials better hide in your safe spaces I'm an anarchist, bitch, I live for pandemonium I urinate sulfuric acid and I shit plutonium Sing to the chick, trickin' the trick, I'm fingerin' it, lickin' the clit, Givin' it a fit, hit it with a brick, stick it with the dick I'm slicker than Rick, go! The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric Welcome to my world, bitch Letras de cancionesEvery chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit Welcome to my world, bitch The big titty snorkeler, the pimp pussy auctioner Welcome to my world, bitch Thumbs up, Henry Winkler, the sick clit tingler Welcome to my world, bitch Please go away Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please go away One day, a fine-as-wine high-class dime had appeared She said she was an actress looking to start a career So then I lied and told her that I was Lars von Trier Now get your ass in here and have a beer, I grabbed the rear I started rappin' in her ear 'n' told her I was Slug from Atmosphere And when I said that, she swung from my dick like a chandelier She had a longer vagina wall than the Great China Wall I cleaned the dirty pussy with a washcloth and Lysol The fish was more enormous than the Great White Whale Orca If the Statue of Liberty had a pussy it'd be smaller It was the giant mother of all twats Her pussy lips looked like the blankets they used to give Indians smallpox I sucked on the slob's tits, started givin' her twat licks But her pussy was more hairier than Chewbacca's armpits An STD came to get me riding on a Jet Ski When she squirted, it's like the water parted in the Red Sea The lyrics might sound misogynist, but the crabs inside her vagina were stage divin' and jumpin' in moshpits More insects than flypaper, pussy size of a skyscraper She uses NASA's space rockets as a vibrator, that's my word The clit was the Titanic iceberg So I licked it 'til it melted and the climax occurred And the vaginal warts on the cunt started beatboxin', ugghh Fuck it, keep the beat droppin', I'ma keep rockin' I make the cunt cum fast, I piss nails and upchuck glass I toss the moon at the Earth and make the Sun crash I drink cyanide milkshakes, and I snort mustard gas Fuck it, I ruptured the cunt, and then I sucked the slut's ass 9 months later, the Earth shook and the bedroom collapsed She gave birth, a pterodactyl egg fell out of her snatch And when it hatched the dinosaur baby started kickin' raps The pussy spit out turntables, and the baby began to scratch, go! Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please go away Yabba dabba dabba doo Yabba dabba dabba doo The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric Welcome to my world, bitch Every chick that I stick, the bottom of the slime pit Welcome to my world, bitch The raw dog, lumpy dick, quick to stick an ugly chick Welcome to my world, bitch Finger fuck a feminist, these cumshots never miss Welcome to my world, bitch Please go aw- Please go- Please go away I'll go away, but I'll see you again From Letras Mania