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Long swords, Viking ships Endless battles and tales of Yore My Nordic ancestors Had battle axes and looked like Thor I've never swung a sword Or a battle axe in my life But I sure as hell have gotten a mani-pedi with my wife I'm A Mess My Nordic folks would hate me Because I may be One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy I'm so fucked My Nordic folks would kill me because I might be, One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy These sons of Odin Fought bears and fucking conquered shit I'm fat. And if I held a sword I'd probably stab my tits I' d be so raped and pillaged in my Viking village If I was chased I'd get caught and blood would spillage I have pot tits Amon Amarth would hate me Letras de cancionesBecause I may be One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy On a Viking long ship I wouldn't last an hour Any word of battle I would shit my pants and cower I'm a fat shit Now my Gramma would hate me Because I may be One quarter Viking, three quarters pussy From Letras Mania