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Announcer: In a world where every drag queen releases an album… Woman: We don't need a backing track Announcer: Even if they can't sing… Woman: We'll do it a capella! Women: Yeah! Announcer: One brave queen returns… Manila Luzon: She's back again? Really? Announcer: To stand out from them all… Manila Luzon: They don't know what's gonna hit them. Duck! *Glass shattering* Announcer: By releasing an album even though she can't sing Manila Luzon: (I'm the greatest star) Woman: Her name is Vanilla? Alaska Thunderfuck: No, with an M. Manila, like the envelope Woman: What drag queen names herself after office supplies? Announcer: Prepare to go on an ear-gripping journey… *Tires screeching* Announcer: Through the discorded melodies of a person whose wig is on way too tight Alaska Thunderfuck: This is real life, not a CD, Margaret! You can't just skip ahead to the next track! Woman: Oh, yeah? Watch me *Gun shot* Manila Luzon: Someone call an ambulance; she's sickening! Letras de canciones Announcer: Listen as Manila struggles to rhyme lyrics… Manila Luzon: What rhymes with "Mary wrote him?" "Dairy frozen?" "Fairy totem?" "Hairy scrotum!" Announcer: And sing out of her range… Manila Luzon: I'm giving it all she's got, Captain! I don't have the power! Announcer: In an epic quest to get that B hook stuck in your head forever Manila Luzon: We can do this the easy way or the hard way Announcer: So get ready in your hottest couture… Alaska Thunderfuck: Promise me you're not wearing that pineapple dress again Announcer: For the musical adventure that only comes once… or twice… or however many times… depending if you leave this album on repeat Woman: Here we go again Announcer: Manila Luzon, Rules! From Letras Mania