John Grant

Diet Gum
I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you That smirk on your face was designed by me I fucking curated it, like magically I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you You don't like what I've become? What did you expect to happen? You come around with your lips flapping All hopped up on diet gum And everything you say is supposed to make me come Like, I should feel grateful you are in my life But I'd rather dig out my own spleen with a butter knife Hey, I've got some Gainsburgers you can have if you want 'em You might as well, you've clearly hit rock bottom You probably hang out at Times Square with in your pocket And around your neck is your grandmother's locket With a picture inside of what you might have been Sound familiar? Do you even know where that cheese is made? It's from Iowa, you dullard. Ever heard of it? I knew this guy from Ames, Ames, Iowa, Patrick He was so not to be into, in the most extreme way Letras de canciones By the way, your bedside manner is reminiscent of a chuckle of hyenas, except, yes, it is a chuckle of hyenas, Dr. Turdface It's a collective noun; do you even know what a collective noun is, Stupidzilla? Hmm... let's see, I think your group would be called a misery, or, no, a patheticness of fuckwits Oh, oh right, pardon me, your doofusness, a patheticness of baristas I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you That smirk on your face was designed by me I fucking curated it, like magically I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you You know, being with you was like a cross between Cannibal Apocalypse and Lassie 9, except nowhere near as both of those movies were It's still a personal conundrum of mine, how anyone can have such few of self awareness I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, that's why you just took a poo In those slacks you're wearing, is that a leisure suit? Did you make that yourself? That's a rhetorical question I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, it's rather easy with you You're sort of begging for it with your stupid face You're like Daffy Duck about to be erased Did you really think you could seduce me in a leisure suit? Well, I, yeah, okay, fair enough but that was like three weeks ago I'd like to see you try that now Uh, I'm not staring at your crotch, you maynard, I'm not! Well, it's hard not to, you practically dislocated your own hips thrusting it at me You're like that neon sign that keeps Kramer up all night Yeah, I guess you did keep me up all night a few times Really? 463? How could you know that? We only went out for a year What? I don't know, I was just gonna order out, I'm gonna Well, sure, I guess so Hey, um, I'm sorry I snapped at you a few minutes ago It's nothing personal, I hope you know that I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you That smirk on your face was designed by me I fucking curated it, like magically I manipulate, that is what I do I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you From Letras Mania