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Putin puttin' his pants on One leg at a time Oh, he's just like a regular fella, huh? He ain't nothin' like a regular fella! Putin puttin' his hat on Hat size number nine You sayin' Putin's gettin' big-headed? Putin's head's just fine! He can drive his giant tractor Across the Trans-Siberian plain! He can power a nuclear reactor With the left side of his brain! And when he take his shirt off He drive the ladies crazy! And when he take his shirt off Make me wanna be a lady! It's the Putin Girls! Putin, will you put it, will you put it, will you put it Putin, will you put it, will you put it next to me? Putin, will you put it, will you put it, will you put it Putin, will you put it, will you put it next to me? Now, Putin hates the Putin Girls, cause he hates vulgarity, and he loves his mother country, and he loves his family. He and his ex-wife, Lyudmila, live right along the shore of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea. Let's listen in, a great man is speaking: Letras de cancionesWe fought a war for this? I'm almost ashamed The Mediterranean Now there's a resort worth fighting for! If only the Greeks or the Turks Would start to sniff around Oh, I'd bring the hammer down So quick their woolly heads would spin! Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head Oh, wait a minute, even better! What if the Kurds got in the way? Hey, Kurds and way, Kurds and way! Sometimes a people is greater than their leader: Germany, Kentucky, and France Sometimes a leader towers over his country: One shot at glory, they won't get a second chance I'll drag these peasants kicking and screaming Into the 21st century I thought we'd make it, I must've been dreaming These chicken farmers and fire clerks gonna be the death of me I can't do it Sure you can! I can't do it! Yeah you can! What makes you say that, girls? I'll tell you why: Cause you're the Putin Man! Who won Napoleon? We did! Who won World War II? The Americans! That's a good one, ladies It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair! And you're the man gonna get us there! I don't know, Lenin couldn't do it! I don't know, Stalin couldn't do it! Now they couldn't do it, why do you think I can? You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land! Oh, you're right! Cause goddamn, I'm the Putin Man! From Letras Mania