Pinkard & Bowden

Elvis Was a Narc
Who's that comin' through the park Dress in rhinestones after dark Lookin' way too fat to be a cop Keepin' Memphis clean from his long black limousine Fightin' crime with fast karate chops Oh, now, Elvis was a narc In rhinestones after dark He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free He knew every pill he'd eat Would be one less on the street Elvis took 'em all for you and me Now I still can't believe That the King would have O.D.'d And he couldn't have done the drugs they say he did And even though he's D.O.A. I still hear people say That he's got 'em all out in Graceland somewhere hid Oh, well, Elvis was a narc In rhinestones after dark He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free He knew every pill he'd eat Would be one less on the street Elvis took 'em all for you and me I just wanna eat some Teddy Grahams From Letras Mania