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I came home from the barBarney diving my old carIt must have been about half past fourWell a wife is a great thingWhen she's not out waitingIn a bathrobe on your front porchI says honey I'm homeSo you're not aloneIn this world of ours anymoreShe said I was real sweetBut she'd rather meetA man who didn't walk on all foursGonna be in the doghouse so long so longTill the dog starts smelling like meGonna be in the doghouse so long so long‘til that bitch upstairs sets me freeWell the judge and the jurySaid I was guiltyBut that ain’t the way that I feelMy lawyer was drinkingSo now I'm a thinkingGonna have that ruling appealedLetras de cancionesGonna be in the doghouse so long so longMy birthday will be seven times a yearGonna be in the doghouse so long so longThat milkman, postman, canvassing politicianBe afraid to come round hereWell now husbandsIf you like your drinkingBut your wife don't like your drinkingGet a new wifeAnd wivesIf you like your drinkingAnd your husband don’t like your drinkingGet a new husbandAnd maybe by the timeYou’re all divorced and separatedYou'll all be alcoholicsAnd the doghouseWill be for the dogIf you got custody that isNow don't, don't go telling my wifeI said thisCause she hates me giving advice to strangersShe hates me giving advice to anyone reallyShe says I don't know shitBut I know this muchGonna be in the doghouse so long so longMy shit will be under the shrubsGonna be in the doghouse so long so longUntil my wife gets herself horribly drunk From Letras Mania