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Nerd: (Spoken): Hello? Is there anyone in here? It’s so dark...Sara? Steven? Where’d you guys go? Maybe down this dimly lit pathway to the basement. Are you guys messing around? Why is the floor so sticky?Sara & Steven: (scream)Nerd (Spoken): Oh man, not again!Verse 1 - Insane Ian - Nerd/VirginHoly crap, you guys! Are you all ok?Who’da thought this field trip would turn out this way?When we left today for this factor-ayI never thought this’d be our final resting placeYou know we were so surprised when we foundThis place was built on ancient burial groundBut the teachers didn’t really seem to fearWhen couples from our group began to disappearFirst Greg and Peg both vanished togetherThen Alfred was gone, quickly followed by HeatherI just heard Sara and Steven starting to shoutThey had just run off to go make outI’m only still alive ‘cause I’m still a virginThe killer chopped ‘em up like he’s some kind of surgeonAnd stacked their body parts way up on a shelfOops, I think I just soiled myself.Chorus - Kiki - Hot Vapid ChickLetras de cancionesOh my God, We’re All Gonna DieOh my God, We’re All Gonna Diesliced and diced by some psychopathic guyAnd I think that I’m going to crySo look out, a killer’s on the looseWhat’s he want, can we call a truce?My guy was hung, but now it’s from a nooseI don’t think I can live through this abuseVerse 2 - Devo Spice - Jock/HeroEverybody let’s all calm downEverything is gonna be alright, but right nowWe need a leader and it oughtta be me ‘cause after allI’m the captain of the football team, I outrank you allSo what’s the situation? Emily’s dead?A psychopath took a weed whacker to her head?We’re trapped inside a house and there’s a killer comin’ at us?Hang on, let me post that on my Facebook statusWe need to find weapons, everybody look aroundIf we split up into teams then we can cover more groundYou two go upstairs, if you need me send a textI’ll be here with the hot cheerleader having sexInsert obligatory nude scene hereThat was great, nice rack, hey you got any beer?Yeah you go freshen up, I’ll be here when you get backHey what was that? *stab* Schaffer: “Haha! Now you’re even better in the sack!”Chorus 2 - KikiOh my God, we’re all gonna dieOh my God, we’re all gonna dieHe turned Eddie and Myra into piesand cut the shortest kid in class down to sizeWhat did we do to deserve dismembered friendsTell us now maybe we can make amendsIs there anyone willing to defendThis cute chick before she meets a gruesome endBridge - KikiWait a minute here aren’t you that nerdYou want to take on the killer? Absurd!I must admit a hunky hero’s preferredBut it’s really sexy that you won’t be deterredYour crush on me I’ve always taunted and spurnedBut your bravery has my thoughts on you turnedI could change my feelings where you’re concernedHoly crap! Look out! The killer’s finally returnedVerse 3 - Schaffer the Darklord - The Killer/Former Class-mateIn a last act-slash-fast visceral sceneA cold chill and scream reveal the killer as meA chainsaw in one hand, machete in the otherIn a mask and coveralls, all bloodily coveredIn the guts of your friends, you’re realizing it thenThat historically, the last meets the goriest endI get your neck in my grasp as you grab at my maskAnd at last pull it away from my face as you gasp*Ian: “It’s you!” Yeah, it’s me, and it was all alongYour creepy outcast classmate never invited alongTo join in the fun of this field trip or any otherSo I got revenge and built a shrine to my motherAnd now you’re gonna die too like all the restCould stick an axe in your face or punch a hole through your chestOr chop you in half, watching every drop of you drainYou’ve got the body, I’ve got the brainLast Chorus - KikiOh my God, we’re all gonna dieOh my God, we’re all gonna dieNerdy boy, if you save me from this guyMaybe I’ll let you in between my thighsPlease tell me you thought to bring a gunOr you know an escape route we can runYou say, weapons, you’ve got not a oneI think this time we surely must be doneFinal verse - Insane IanThe game’s at an end, it looks like we’re screwedTo get chopped up by some mask wearing dudeBut I look to the chick, my hope’s been renewedI’m not gonna die before I’ve touched a boob!You’ve got me by the neck, everything’s going blackI reach in my back pack for something to attackI rummage around, at your face i will clawTil I find the missing Gypsy's voodoo dollI speak the magic words that the old woman taught meAnd never again will you come back to haunt meI banish your soul, I send you to hellAnd for extra measure, I kick you as wellIt looks like I’ve won! I’m the hero, revered!No one seems to see the killer’s body disappeared.And I got the girl! To me there is no equal!Schaffer: That’s ok, kid, I’ll just kill you in the sequel! From Letras Mania