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If you were a super hero, what would your powers be?Would you have great strength or move at really fast speeds?Or would folks run & hide when you got angry?'Cause with any great power comes responsibilityThere's so many heroes in the world at largeyou need a score card just to tell 'em apartLike which one's a member of the new X-Menor who's backstory just got retconned again?Do your parents have to die in some horrible fashion?Or get radiation without an allergic reaction?Will you get signed up for some government program,Will your new hero name simply end with "man"?Will you lose one sense but have the other ones heightened?or chose a symbol to wear to keep your enemies frightened?Will you have heat vision or the power of flight?Doesn't matter, just as long as you look good in tights!Chorus:Jump Up! Up, up and awaySteal the sun and save it for a rainy day.Your foes will scream and cower'cause they're no match for your super powers!So like any comic fan I have always fantasized'bout the powers I could use in my war on crimeI could stare at traffic lights until they turn to greenLetras de cancionesor use the power of my mind to finally stop Charlie SheenI wanna use telepathy to move that boulder awaybut it only works if it's made out of paper macheI could make an ounce of ketchup every time that I sneezedor simply think about milk and it would turn into cheeseYou know what super power could really be fun?If whatever you looked at flew right into the sunMake a guy from the KKK suddenly blackor impregnate any girl by eye contactYou could have any power! Whatever you wish!Except Aquamans, who wants to talk to fish?Encase your enemies in a giant booger.Don't make me angry, I'll excrete powdered sugar.ChorusJump Up! Up, up and awaySteal the sun and save it for a rainy day.Your foes will scream and cower'cause they're no match for your super powers!So when I say "Super", you say "Powers"Super! (Powers!) Super! (Powers!)Now when I say super, you say powersSuper! (Powers!) Super! (Powers!)So now that I've got the powers, do you know what comes in next?With every comic action comes some comic sound effectsLike a "boff" or a "pow" or a "thwacK" will do the trickMaybe a "Bamf" or a "Thwip" or possibly a "Snikt!"I'll have a secret lair hidden underneath my homesOr Adamantium grafted onto my bonesI'll have a huge cape made from a lion's peltor some extra Batarangs in my utility beltWhen you need my help, shine my signal in the sky!Or call the super secret Mayor's office lineI'll have to be careful around every enemyDon't want them to learn my secret identity'cause they might take a shot at the ones I love the mostIt's hard to fight crime when your sidekick is toast(But) No one ever stays dead. They'll all live again!Unless you're Batman's parents, or your name is Uncle BenChrousJump Up! Up, up and awaySteal the sun and save it for a rainy day.Your foes will scream and cower'cause they're no match for your super powers!So when I say "Super", you say "Powers"Super! (Powers!) Super! (Powers!)Now when I say super, you say powersSuper! (Powers!) Super! (Powers!)Jump Up! Up, up and awaySteal the sun and save it for a rainy day.Your foes will scream and cower'cause they're no match for your super powers! From Letras Mania