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Verse 1Mario-Hey, ev'rybody, It's-a me, Mario!I'm here to rock da mic, so hey, Here We go!You all know me, I've got the red overallsSaving the princess from Bowser's big clawsI'm the guy that you love, the king, that's-a meLuigi-Hey, don't-a forget about your bro, Luigi!Mario-Of course not, how could I? You're always on the sceneLooking like me with your outfit all in green.You're always a-there to watch my behindLuigi-But I'm sick of playing second fiddle all the [censored] time!When's it gonna be my turn to be the star?While you save the Galaxy, I what? Wait in the car?It's bad enough your name is plastered all over our adventuresBut then you make me feel like a servant that's indenturedI always gotta follow you and do what you doI'm sick and tired of always havin' to be player two!Letras de cancionesMario-But you're my little brother!Luigi-You treat me like an heirloom!It's bad enough I've gotten addicted to mushrooms!Verse 2Luigi-I don't wanna judge bro, but just maybeYou should look up the word 'infidelity'Pauline, Peach, and Daisy, they've all come and goneTiger Woods didn't even pound that many GoombasMario-What are you sayin'? You hate this, I reckon?Luigi-I'm just tired of always having to take sloppy seconds!And what kind of idiots are these girls anyway?You'd think they'd figure out how not to get captured every day.Mario-Well, that's-a my job!Luigi-What do you mean?Weren't you and I plumbers before we crashed this crazy scene?You've had a dozen jobs and none lasted a weekHmm, what were your jobs, well let's seeA go kart race driver, a doctor, a painterI think once you posed as a personal trainerMario-Well you gotta be fit to jump around like that!Luigi-Yeah, you're always jumpin', and yet you're still fat!WARIO-Can it, losers...y'all can't handle MY 2D...Listen-a you guys, you whine like girlsin the meantime I'm gonna buy the whole worldIt's-a Wario time, and you best represent'cause my bike's gonna flatten either one of you gentsI'm the biggest and the best, and I'm better pound for poundand my homie Waluigi's gonna stomp you in the groundI'm-a makin' micro games and-a scroin' me cashgonna run off with Peach so I'll have the last laughIn fact I'll grab Daisy too to show you what's whatwell, maybe not, I dunno if she'll ever shut upGot garlic on my breath and a smile on my faceand a blast from my butt's gonna lay this town to wasteThink I'll send my man Tatenga to waste your timeand your whole stupid island is-a gonna be mineso you think i'm all talk? so you think i'm too mean?Well, I'm-a Wario, and I'm-a gonna win!Verse 3Mario-Listen here, bro, you just do not knowThe names on the games start with MarioI am the star in every expansionwhile you're busting ghosts inside of your MansionYour notoriety is all thanks to meit's not just your outfit that's green with envyyour jumping is lame, you're light in the loafersand for you I now say it's finally game over! From Letras Mania