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Time seems to stand still as I fill up on breadDinner plans and romance the only thoughts in my headTil finally in front of me my main course arrivesYou got a salad. Me, a burger with friesI can't disguise that my dinner does not agree with meNo surprise when I stand up and leave suddenlyIn front of me I can see that your smile starts to fadeYou're dismayed, you say "Babe, can't this kind of thing wait?"It's apparent you're emabarassed, but think of how I feelWhen I have to use the bathroom after every single mealYou sit there all alone with a slice of peach cobblerWhile you husband sits and suffers with the bladder of a toddlerChorus:I'm Feeling Flush, got the rush to goCan not seem to keep things in controlSome one save me, I fear for my soulI'm feeling flushEveryday, it's the same, whenever nature callsI'm always sittin', never standing, when I'm inside the stallsI'm appalled when i think of how often I goBut then I never drink coffee, so what do I know?Yes it's true, I go poo after every time I eatTo be safer I put paper 'round the entire seatLetras de canciones'Cause I hate public bathrooms, man they never seem cleanBut I relax when I'm home, if you know what I meanIt's how I unwind and eliminate stressCan't tell you all the games I beat on my 3DSIf I counted that amount would be quite alarmin'But I think it's high time I fin'ly bought stock in CharminWhen I do a show, don't wanna miss my cueGive myself thirty minutes for my "pre-show poo"ChorusMy doctor seems to thinkAnd I agree with her suggestionThat my body grew upExcept for my digestionMy metabolism's fastTurning food into wasteIt's a wonder that I evenSeem to gain any weight!When you hear this song, I hope you enjoy it'cause I wrote the whole thing while sitting on the...couchChorus From Letras Mania