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If I could write you a song to make you understandThat I'm so sick of getting my face shoved in the sandI used to think you'd relate to my sad beach fate.but you probably don't you're so much cooler than me.You know all the people at Office DepotThey know you by name cause you're cooler than me.Your "Member's Only" Jacket caused quite a racketat the trendy night club, you're so much cooler than me.you got a unibrow across your face,and you don't even care that it looks strange.and you don't care who stops and stareswhen your laugh make that much noise.Shh.I see you out at the conwalking around like a Klingonbehind your make up nobody knows who you even areWho do you think that you are?If I could peek in your room I could just surmiseHow you found underroos that were made in your sizeYou have 18 pairs of ones with Care BearsThat you wear everyday, you're so much cooler than me.Letras de cancionesyou're a Dungeon Master approved by NASAand you can be seen from space, you're so much cooler than me.You speak native Na'vi, can you say "Envy"?You know "I see you", you're so much cooler than me.you you you kinda stutter, and trip when you walk,and you don't even blush when you pass gas.You wear tap shoes whenever you're outand your steps make so much noise.Shh.I want to be cool as you,but I can't get my hair to look like yours.You've got a mullet, with business up front. And a party in back.The party's always in back.'Cause it sure seems('Cause it sure seems)Y'got it all figured out(That you figured it out)'Cause in your dreams(In your dreams)You rhinoplastey-ied your snout(Snout)If I could have one moment to just get you aloneI could steal a lock of hair and then make me a cloneYou know I know the way to mesh our DNAbut it's a crime against man, you're so much cooler than me.Your collection of fungus is so humongousI wish mine was too, you're so much cooler than me.You see where all the space went in your parents basementYou just moved down there, you're so much cooler than me. From Letras Mania