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Yakov quit the westside AZAWent 'cross town joined YMCASoon bacon and pork he began to enjoyHe took off his yarmulke. The yid was a goyI said hey Yakov! Take a walk on the kosher side.I said hey nudnik! Take a walk down Fairfax...Oy a brochWhy don’t you go meet yourself a nice girl?What do you need a shiksa for?They’re dirty, they’re filthyYou need a pure one, a clean one, a clean one, a pure oneHerschel was shocked when he heard the newsHe couldn’t believe that he and Jesus were both JewsHe said how can we be the sameWhen this long hair’s got a Mexican nameI said hey Hersch! Take a walk on the kosher sideI said hey kid! Take a walk down FairfaxAnd the members of Hadassah go...Boy b..boy..boy..boy.. boy.Abe wanted to star in picture shows.So he capped his teeth, cut his hair and fixed his nose.Changed his name to Lash LaRueLetras de cancionesAnd spoke of the pride of being a JewI said hey Abe. Take a walk on the kosher side.I said hey! Whatever your name is, take a walk down FairfaxKatz was taking his bar mitzvah lessonsAcross the street a shiksa was undressingThen one day to the rabbi's surpriseKatz was showing her where he was circumcisedI said hey Katz...take a walk on the kosher sideHey Katzy..take a walk down FairfaxAnd the members of Hadassah go...Boy..b..boy b..boyOya !! What'ya want to show a girl a thing like that?Your mother finds out about a thing like that you'll make her heart break!Don't ya care ya filthy animal?Why dontcha go up to your study and become a doctor or something? From Letras Mania