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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!DAVID COPPERFIELD!VERSUS!HARRY HOUDINI!BEGIN!Harry:You never seen a body quite the same as Houdini!Slippery like linguini slipping out of little teeny-weenyLittle spaces small enough to fit your talent, DavidYou're not a challenge, DavidYour biggest endeavor's your bank account, babySo abracadabra! You billowy bitch!Man, you look like a pirate on the Las Vegas strip!Im swallowing needles and spitting out evilYou couldnt escape froma flat paper bag!A batter with patter and, a matter of factYou couldnt match my skill if you cut me in half! David:When I was a child you were a god to meI had to do what you doNow you're like a chinese wall to meBitch, ill walk right through youThis ain't the magic that you're used toI float on ropes hands free like its bluetoothLetras de cancionesMy grande illusion makes your parlor tricks irrelevant Lady Liberty is stomping on your ElephantYou fail at making movies and you fail at making kidsYou should stick to what you're good at and lock those lips (OOOH!)Here's a tidbit that might drive ya nutsI own half your shit and I keep it locked up!Got that slim figure thats built for sleightsYou're a chunky stuntman dressed in tightsYou talk shit about your hero? That aint rightBut you cna look up to me now, I know ya like heights!Harry:Ah! You're a hack of a bob sagety act its embarrassing!You're the saddest thing to happen to Magic since The Gathering!Im hanging by my ankles on a crane i dangle!I got lox on my bagel that you couldn't handle!Smash your mirrors if your flying wires tangle,And you can't hide shame with a camera angle.Criss Angel:Did somebody say Angel?Harry Houdini:No.Criss Angel:Oh...David Copperfield:See, would they be watching if it wasn't for me?I'm the reminder that magic is supposed to make you happyWhile you waste time proving everybody wrongI'm backstage getting my supermodel groove onYou can relax, take a private tripTo my private island, suck my private dick!I summon up a little Halloween brunchDeep-fried sucker with a side of punch!WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EEEHPIICRAPBATTLESOF HISTORY! From Letras Mania