Devo Spice
Weird Al Didn't Write This Song
[Devo Spice]I've got all the porn I can get, so now I'm searchin 'round the netfor some Metallica albums I haven't downloaded yetThey've had more misses than hits lately and greatly gone softBut I do it just because I know it pisses them offI go on another hunt and check another localefor stuff I want and find a folder titled OLDER WEIRD ALIt's news to me but here's an early Billy Joel parody 'bout buggarycalled "It's Still Just a Hole to Me"Believe me when I tell you the shock value astoundsIt's a catchy little tune using crappy MIDI soundsRecorded by a teen working in a machine shopAnd the singer sounds like William Hung gargling a mopHow could anyone think Al had this done?Oh right, the average IQ online is 81So I give up, I don't even try to understand whythese songs are written by this WIRED Al YANKOVICH guy![Chorus]Weird Al didn't write this song (nuh-uh)Weird Al didn't write this song (no way)Weird Al didn't write this songHe'd never sing about how to use the fishes to farm, c'monWeird Al didn't write this song (nuh-uh)Weird Al didn't write this song (no way)Weird Al didn't write this songLetras de cancionesBut he did do a movie with Long Duk Dong("What's happening hot stuff?")("OH GOD!! YOU'RE SO STUPID~!!")[Devo Spice]First of all, let's talk about the spelling of WeirdIt's W-E-I-R-D, see, just to be clearThe I before E thing doesn't applybecause weird is just a weird word - that's why!His full name is Alfred, not Allen or AliceBut it's not a secret like that guy {?} on DallasIf you have trouble recollecting his name, here's a gameImagine him preparing dinner for a young Bruce WayneBut really, you don't even need to know that bitHis name is Al, call him Al, A-L and that's itHis name is two letters long, but I include it in this songcause a disturbingly large # of people get it wrongFinally, let's talk about his last name, it drives me insaneSaying YANKOVICH should be profaneIf you can't spell his name, I'ma show you how nowIt's Yankovic, with a C, there's no H say it with me nowThere is no H in Yankovic - say itThere is no H in Yankovic - againThere is no H in Yankovic - louderTHERE IS NO H IN YANKOVIC~!![Chorus]Weird Al didn't write this song (nuh-uh)Weird Al didn't write this song (no way)Weird Al didn't write this songAnd he's never been on stage in high heels and a thongWeird Al didn't write this song (nuh-uh)Weird Al didn't write this song (no way)Weird Al didn't write this songIt was me who wrote the tribute to the size of my schlong[Interlude]Ay, aiyyo yo yo, aiyyo Devo SpiceI'ma let you finish, I'ma let you finishBut Sea Monkey, writes the best Weird Al parodies everI'm I'm just sayin[Devo Spice]Just because a song is funny doesn't mean it's done by AlAnd everyone I come upon threatens to give me a grand malDoes the same lack of knowledge make it back to other tracks?Just because a song SUCKS doesn't mean it's NickelbackYet every parody I see is credited wrongAs if he and only he can change the words to a songThe filesharing sites are uncaring how they store itI'm still workin on this song and I just found a torrent for itAl works clean so that should be your first cluethat he didn't write the song about {*reversed*}And hello mudda, hello fadda, just in case there's any doubtin fact no, he didn't write it, he was 4 when it came outLots of other people write parodies tooAnd you can hear 'em on the FuMP every month and we doa span of Robert Lund, Steve Goodie, Luke SkiDynomite, Project Sisyphus, and oh yeah - ME!![Chorus]Weird Al didn't write this song (nuh-uh)Weird Al didn't write this song (no way)Weird Al didn't write this songI don't care what the credits say, the credits are WRONGWeird Al didn't write this song (nuh-uh)Weird Al didn't write this song (no way)Weird Al didn't write this songYou may think that it was Al but it was me all along[Outro]Hey Devo, have you heard that track Inner Voice by Adam Sandler?Heh, it's hilarious(Oh c'mon, are you kidding me?)(This is ridiculous! I wrote that song with Worm Quartet in 2005)(#1 song on the Dr. Dimento show!)(And I can't even miscredited to Al, it has to go to Adam Sandler)(Geez! What am I gonna do? How am I ever gonna get anywhere?)
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