Devo Spice
Half-Assed Rapper
[intro]Uh, uh, yo, yoGet money, get paidGet money, get laidGet money, get a lotGet VD, get a shot[verse 1]Yo, I’m big pimpin’, like acneAin’t got no skills, kinda wack, seeA cheesy reference, I’m-a throw it inI got a Android, so I can phone it inAin’t even tryin’, in fact I still in bedGot a hot girl, here to give me breakfastShe bought donuts, yea that’s what I likeMouth full of jelly, crumbs on the micNah I ain’t in the mood, girls get off meGo downstairs, get me some coffeeSong’s in all the club, record goin’ goldMy flow is nasal, ‘cause I got a cold[chorus]Yo I’m a half-assed rapper gettin’ paid for wordsDidn’t write ‘em can’t recite ‘em but success is assured‘Cause I pretend to be hardcore and from the streetBut I got no sense of rhythm so I’m way off beat[break]Letras de canciones(snoring)engineer: Uh, Devo? Devo Spice. Devo!Devo: Huh? Uh, yo, I’m big pimpin’, like acne. Ain’t got no skills, kida...engineer: No, Devo. Devo! We already did that part. We’re up to the big hit part.Devo: Oh, sorry. Uh, yo...[verse 2]It’s a big hit, it’s all over yaI’m makin’ bank, like WachoviaPeople love my song, so they play it againI, uh, what was I sayin’ again?Got phat rhymes, and clever lyricsI know you’re impressed, by the clever lyricsI can’t read this line, the paper’s smudgedNow I need a rhyme, uh, I like fudgeYo I’m the best, in the game todayLike Super Mario, when he jumps awayI know I mumble, but just a li’l bitIt’s all slurred and you kayee yeah???[chorus]Yo I’m a half-assed rapper gettin’ paid for wordsDidn’t write ‘em can’t recite ‘em but success is assured‘Cause I pretend to be hardcore and from the streetBut I got no sense of rhythm so I’m way off beatengineer: So Devo, you wanna do a third verse?Devo: Nah, I’m goin’ back to bed.engineer: So how do you want to end the song?Devo: How about you just shut up and leave me alone?engineer: Uh, OK.
From Letras Mania