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[chorus 1]Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)[verse 1]Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer, whether the universe isMade of branes or more like spaghetti in a strainerWe're ready to explain all the secrets of the universeThat is of course assuming all the humans don't destroy it firstLooming in the distance is the doom of our existenceLike a piece of pizza microwaved on high for thirty minutesOr the cake you make and shove into the oven overnightYou can smother it with frosting, but it still won't taste rightScience is the chef mixing up the best ingredientsThe genius is when it falls within the standard devianceBut even when it doesn't you can learn from a mistakeLike if you try to bake a pie and instead you get a steakLearning from what turned out wrong's important to the missionIf you don't adjust your vision then you're just a politicianWishin' some magician can make the wrong foods disappearBut now I've made myself hungry, let's get outta here[chorus 2]Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Letras de cancionesDisclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)[verse 2]Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer, the only thingThat's stranger than fiction are the facts in contradictionWith our rational thought, but that's what quantum theory broughtAnd it makes my mind weary with the havoc that it's wroughtI'm far from a dunce, I know some particles are runtsBut explain to me how they can be in two places at onceThat's a trick I'd like to try when the in-laws drop byAnd I could teleport to some resort and never need to flyScience will tackle all the incomprehensibleAnd try to make sense of all the dense and nonsensicalLike strings, rings, really small things, dark matterAnd the universe expanding, guess that's why I'm getting fatterSo although my understanding may be lacking where I want itThankfully there's people smarter than me working on itSo I'll pretend to comprehend the snack that I just bought'Cause I've completely lost my train of thought[chorus 3]Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)[spoken bridge]For centuries scientists have been villainized, and I don't just mean in horror movies, as cool as those characters are. Copernicus was excommunicated* for teaching that the earth was not the center of the universe. Da Vinci did anatomical drawings in secret because dissection was forbidden.** Galileo had really nasty things written on a piece of paper and taped to his back without his knowledge.*** Heck, Darwin's teachings are still being viewed as a sign of the apocalypse 150 years later. The way these people talk you'd think Einstein was the Angel of Death and Stephen Hawking was the freakin' Anti-Christ!Stephen Hawking: Bow down before me as I bring about the destruction of mankind. Ha ha ha![verse 3]Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer, we're seeking the truthSo it should be a no-brainer, that we're alwaysRight as we enlighten you with our science newsBut the truths that we discover may not represent the viewsOf the University of California, Davis, KDVSOr it's sponsors, and while scientists are not monstersThey may still be portrayed that way on SyFy Saturday nightsThey're really curing various plights and helping her to whiten her whitesThis is science! Not a bru-ha-haLike the Oktoberfest band playing oom-pah-pahThe scientific drums beat in ever changing stanzasWhile I go buy some oceanfront property in KansasSo race into space, and see how far we go'Cause the universe is even bigger than Kanye West's egoAnd although you know I've mastered the art of the run onSentence, I still have to mention[chorus 4]Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (spoken sample)Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer (...this week in Science, coming up next)*paper crumples* From Letras Mania